Saints and Sinners 2002 - Tour of the Badger

Return to GR Website

We came, we saw, we handed out cards....

This was our first hockey playing tour, and it went better than ever could have been expected. Along with the Chester Ducks (many of whom you'll see here) we took the place by storm. Long live jugs of Snakey B, flair hockey and "She's lost that loving feeling"

eg3.jpg
First line, aim, fire......second line, reload

line.jpg

The first Remnant hockey tour went better than we could ever have expected. We stumbled there having nearly killed ourselves locating and changing trains, and then spent half an hour trying to cover the last mile in taxis, laiden with stash. Once the now infamous Love Shack was "erected", we headed to the beverage vending area, where we proceeded to spend most of our time. The tour itself remains slightly hazy, as I try to write this several years later. However, I can still remember that Makin won the penalty flick competition, and Toe scored a wonder goal with a 1950's stick. He turned back towards the clubhouse to see his father watching him from the balcony approvingly.
Other memories are of us not doing the best at the hockey, and yet the officials creating a seperate space especially for us so we could go through to the next round - well done us. We promptly took this far too seriously and lost the first game, although no biggy as it meant more time in the bar.
This didn't prevent many, many competitions over the weekend, with Grimmer winning BUMS - lucky him. Also there was the double acceptance moment, where Rogue, a relative junior to the Remnants, made both Rush and Marine accept a full jug of beer each simultaneously. Suffice to say it was finished off, but not immediately and with some heavy heads.
There were obviously many more moments than this, including Makin and Yatesy's dance floor moves, Rushmere sandwiches, smoothness, Rush's 1 handed cricket play, Rogue injuring a Chester Dusk on the knee (badley), "Do you want to do stuff", Alice, morning beverages brought from the bar by Roasty and Toe's CIR, which to be honest I'm amazed he kept down. At least Makin was on hand to protect his "honour".
All credit to the Chester Ducks who were, in a word, awesome.
 

team.jpg
They had to let Rogue lie down, his rare skin disease made him tired

bums.jpg
The new cure for chronic piles didn't have many subscribers

eg5.jpg
No one thought to tell Rush he'd burst a zit

eg8.jpg
While the lads were distracted Battery played hide and seek in their pants

galaxy.jpg
Galaxy wanted in on the action

sg9.jpg
Chaos reigned as the ITC tried to take over the YMCA

eg6.jpg
Yates was shocked when he realised beer really does cause willy shrinkage

megarushmere.jpg
The Tokya crowds ran screaming as MegaRushmere attacked the beer convoy

eg1.jpg
NIt took 4 hands to cover Long Dong Silver's dignity

eg2.jpg
Shoulder slung sticks were the norm for the U21 gypsy side

zoolander.jpg
Hurst's latest work was missing a certain "je ne sais quoi"

eatarm.jpg
Toe passed out after an eat your own fist competition

eg4.jpg
Steve Makin, woman want him, men want to be him

eg7.jpg
Curry displayed his prodigous bicep muscles

"Buy one, get one free" - Makin, 2002