World Domination and Other Things Remnant

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Every now and again whilst whiling away the working week emailing each other, we come up with ideas that stir more than the normal level of excitement. Sifting through the 100MBytes or so of emails has resulted in the following snippets, some but not all of which have been augmented a little to appeal to your average web-viewer.

A New World Order Remnant Style

Money and Finance - Toe (UBS), Potts (CollinsStewart)
Armed Forces and Defence - Marine (The Marines)
IT - Grimmer (Gartner)
Energy and Power - Rush (BP)
Legalised Gambling - Curry (TTint)
Education - Brad (Teacher)
Logistics and Movement - Makin, Yatesy (Clash-Media)
Law and Justice System - Rogue (BT Legal)

Click Here for Pinky and the Brain

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Remnant controlled transportation company

Masters in Our Circles

Thumb
Boomerang
Prayer
Twitch
Fuck Off/Question
Surf
Grenade
Song
BLEM

Calls In Commander Bibblebobs 

High, Low, Up, Down, Split, Reverse Split, Wide, 1, 2, 3, Mr Mills, Mrs Mops, Bibblebobs, Labour, New Labour, Biggles, Penguin, Microwave, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Our Favourite Calls in Catagories (with helpful examples)

Things that happen in cartoons that can't happen in real life
- When you're shot, then drink something the liquid doesn't pour out of the holes
- You can't pick up a hole from the floor and use it on a wall
- When you run into a wall it doesn't leave a you shaped hole in it
- When you run off a cliff, you don't keep running for 5 seconds in mid air before falling
- Duck's don't talk
- Everything isn't made by ACME
7 letter words (no -ing or plurals)
- Remnant, sensual, captain, natural
French words commonly used in the English language
- maitre d', RSVP, vol-au-vent, souvenir, soiree, protege, rendez-vous
Medium sized animals
- Cow, sheep, great dane, seal, deer, emu, wallabee

The Remnants Laws

The Beverage Certainty Principle (Duerden, 2003)
Beer = Sausage
 
Makin's Law of Repetition (Makin, 2002)
Buy one, get one free
 
Pete's Equality Hypothesis (Cuzza, 2004)
They're all pink on the inside
 
The Progressive Stratagem Conjecture (Remnants, 2002)
Plan A never works
 
The 1st Remnant Extraneous Recreation Theory (Toe, 2005)
If you play, you play away
 
Green's Model for Contention Prevalence (Grimmer, 2003)
I always win, even if - in fact - I lose

Games We Play

Ring of Fire
Bunnies (Nippular, Testical, Zip Boing Splurge)
The Number after 20 (Pirate, Roman Numerals, Cricket)
Imbibe While you Cogitate
5's
Zoom Shwartz Profigliano
Arrogance
25 Heads
25 Arrogant Heads
The Matchbox Game
The Beermat Game
Commander Bibblebobs
Slammers, Sliders, Spiders
High Noon
Stock Cars
BUMS
Nugget Tiddlewinks
Frogs (Geordies)
Niki Lauder
Upstream, Downstream
Cardinal Puff
1 Fat Hen
Stock Take
Get Naked Quickest
Victim
Y'ah, Condom, Gispatio

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