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Arrogance As Standard - The Remnant Way

Welcome to the new DUMHC Gorgeous Remnants website. It contains information about the comings and goings of England's most prestigious old boy's team, from England's most prestigious University, Durham. Sit back and relax, as you prepare to live the dream of an elite hockey player.
 
 
 
Contained within these hallowed pages are details on the members of our team, the tours we have been on, areas of interest we feel you may enjoy and plenty of amusing pictures. Read on and enjoy.....
 
 
 
 
 
 

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The Creation
In the beginning there was Durham Hockey. And this led to the creation of a tradition. Each year, our happy band of ex-Durham University students come together under the pretence of touring. For the first two years we went away and drank all weekend. In August 2002 we played hockey at the Saints and Sinners Mixed Tournament at East Grinstead Hockey Club with the Diva Ducks from Chester Hockey Club, who made us smile all weekend. Not only was the banter at 35, 000 feet and the ale absorbed in large quantities, but at times the hockey was champagne. from then on we've attended several festivals and commenced "special" monthly social events. After all is said and done, you must remember one thing - Smile if you want to make love!

The Commandments
1) Thou shalt love thy fellow Remnant, but thou shalt not LOVE thy fellow Remnant
2) Thou shalt not undercut
3) Thou shalt uphold thy banter
4) Remember to smile when thou art making of the love
5) Honour thy chairman
6) Thou shalt throw shapes both wide and many
7) Thou shalt not commit outrageous stick tackles
8) Thou shalt chalice thy ale
9) Thou shalt compete
10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wand and skill in using it

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Our Motto
In Regnum Melogaluum, Bracae Serpens Unis Gena Regno
In the kingdom of the Badger, the one-eyed trouser snake is king

 
The Future's Bright, The Future's Palatinate
We are always looking to the future. If you think you have a particularly flair festival, enjoy beer or plain just want the love, let us know and we'll happily turn up and entertain you.


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"Love your fellow Remnant, just don't LOVE your fellow Remnant" - Toe, 2001

SMILE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE