Any Danger! (phr) Query to determine if there is a chance of a brief timeout before an event goes through, or if the event is in fact going to go ahead at all. Phrase to instigate increased wheels.

Arrogance as Standard (phr) Although I give your argument fair weighting, I am considerably better than you.

As If Not There (phr/n) The response to an incorrect answer to a question. A top charting album by the artist Mark Yates 

Average (adj) All things non Remnant. Opposition skills.

Awesome (adj) All things Remnant.

Badger (n) Punani

Badville, to go to (vb) To get overly drunk. To take a trip to Lashville, Tennesee. If this includes vomiting, your trip to Badville went via the Thunderdome

Bear (n) Incorrect appendage. Gay.

Big Gay Bear (BGB) (n) Tourist who attracts too much talent through banter, and is therefore likely to be chatting about female issues.

Bradley Want Honey (phr) Mr Duerden would like feeding

Bull (n) Correct appendage. Strong. Erect. Full (as in a Bull Peter), the correct appendage

Canadia (n) place where Canadians come from, northern half brother of the US but without the guns

Castle Eden (n) The Peter that you remember as being the best ever tasted (whatever its original brand).  A brewery in the North of England. A beverage consumed by Remnants in The Dun Cow

Cat or Swoop (phr) To consume part of a Peter that has fallen onto a surface. Methods can either be Cat (lapping) or Swoop (scrape into mouth over table edge).

Chalice, to (n/vb) An item to partake a beverage from. To consume a beverage in a fitting length of time i.e. 3 seconds. To finish with both appendages.

Chez Manwick (n) Abode of the Chairman and his good lady

CIR (n) Career in Ruins. An heinous beverage of legendary proportions. The ogre of beverages.

Colonel, to be (vb) To be keen, as in "I'm so keen, if I was playing Cleudo I'd be Colonel Mustard"

Crisp Packet (n)  - Preventative instrument to protect against the acquirement of a sprog through Hanging out the Back of someone. A condom.

d-ale (vb) Remove the golden nectar from your body in another form, orally or via the one-eyed trouser snake.

d-aling area (n) Armitage Shanks, the white phone to God, the prayer stool.

Dave (n) A female Remnant.  Someone Yatesy kisses.

Deal with oneself, to (vb) to smack the pony, to perform the kit cat shuffle, the female version of monkey spanking

Ding (n) A single golden nugget of her Majestys currency. 100 pence.

Dun Cow, the (n) Ale vending area found at 37 Old Elvet, Durham, County Durham, DH1 3HN. Temporary home of the Remnants

e-doors (n) Early. A soon as possible. The time it takes our banter to reach 40000 feet.

Fortress, the (n) Home of hockey. Maiden Castle

Good height (adj) Flair (as in play).  Attractive (as in lady).  Exceptional (as in consumption speed/volume).

Grim Fairy Tales (phr) Grimmer's banter

Hanging out the Back of, to be (vb) To be engaging in intercourse

Hawey the Lads (phr) The first circle is now commencing.  Prepare to die.  Give it another 10% (within the field of play).

I accept everything (phr) Please be gentle.  An acknowledgment of an unpleasant future.

Its Only Warm in the Middle (phr) Excuse to spread love to fellow Remnants/locals/tourists. Instigates a group hug of love.

Lashville, Tennessee (n) - see Badville

Makin (n) Imperial unit of measurement of weight, height (always good), length, girth, volume, fun e.g. we were all provided with 1 Makin sized pocket of shapes to throw

Pooof (n) Rush

Powerball (n) Extreme elite circle, usually involving less than 4 people

Prescription (n/vb) To introduce someone to some ale as a penalty for a heinous action (i.e. one without Good height)

Random (n/adj) Unwanted.  Unknown.  Can describe or be person/action/object.

Red Beer (n) Snakey B, and the only use of the word beer youll hear in a circle

Remnant (n) Male, flair hockey player, consumer of Castle Eden, walker of Edinburghs highways, Newquay beach bum, perfect tourist, generally awesome all round fellow.

RRR (Regulation of Remnants Act) (n) Remnant bible of rules, the only controlling influence in our lives, and something to be feared

Salute, 21 Bollock (n) Celebratory ceremony carried out in distinguished drinking establishments to recognize a feat of Good height.

Saint (n) Tourist under scrutiny from umpire / chairman / position of authority.

School Night (n) Any day when early retirement from or non attendance at an evenings entertainment is enforced due to the following days activities at a place of employment e.g. I apologise Rupert, but I cannot attend your whisky tasting and hog roasting session, for it is a school night and I must be in bed by 8

Shapes, to throw ones (vb) Dance, gyrate, pack the box, sow the seed, Superman.

Sinner (n) Tourist when not under scrutiny from umpire/chairman/position of authority.

Sold, to be (vb) I agree totally with what you are doing.  What you have done makes you awesome.  Harder, now.

Spaniels, to let out ones (vb) To get minty. To thrown ones toys.

Squircle (n) A shape, kind of like a circle, kind of like a square, but mostly like the shape of the front tyre of Toe's bike after he tried to kill himself.

Squircle of fire (n) Out of shape ring of fire, perhaps one that is not going as well as expected

TFC (abr) Thanks For Coming.  Congratulatory response to an opposition following a games play.  Can never be used too much.  An awesome phr/abr.

Throthing, to be (vb) Keen, eager, moist. As in "I don't know about you Betty, but I'm so eager for a right royal one I'm practical throthing"

Tony, Big Gay (n) Similar to BGB, but exclusively designed for Toe.

Top Conkers (n) Boobs

Tuppence (n) see Badger

UnPC (n/adj) What Pete Curry is.

V. (v dot) (abr) Very.  Extremely.  Emphasised indication of something.

What goes on tour stays on tour (phr) I know nothing of the incident in question, should it indeed have happened, and if I did have any knowledge, which I dont, I would not provide you any due to a long standing and well known ethos amongst likeminded people.

Wheels (n/vb) Brand spanking new astros, so white they require a matching Capa tracksuit. Speed or haste, as in to have good wheels

You're our favourite (phr) We find you very attractive, will we get any action from you? Do you have a sister? Which one of us do you find the sexiest?